I just got a $100 tip for offering to throw away a drunk old woman’s empty plastic bud light bottle.

Woman just said good morning to me, wearing a shirt with little confederate flag sleeves. The fuck on, nut

The very dumbest conversations I have seem to cluster themselves between the hours of 6am and 7am.

Last month my parents found a buyer for their house who paid in cash under the condition that they vacate within two weeks so today they left to house hunt in Florida for some reason and now for the first time in my life I no longer have any familial relatives in this state where I live

the TWIN PEAKS fandom right now

cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

(via lunarlandor)

I got a phone call at 4am from a friend who said she was driving drunk and was laughing and said “I shouldn’t be calling you right now, and you know if I’m drunk and saying I shouldn’t be doing something then I REALLY shouldn’t be” and I was starting to say something when the phone cut out weirdly and went dead for a few seconds then came back and i could just hear the noise of noise and then it went out again, came back, went out, and hung up. Total call time was 44 seconds. Called back five times to no answer, left a voicemail. Very harrowing

cryptofwrestling:

A genuine Richard Nixon campaign button from 1972..

cryptofwrestling:

A genuine Richard Nixon campaign button from 1972..

(via dance-around-the-ashes)

Had to call 911 cause a truck was on fire, slow night besides that

I will kill and eat you alive

Notes From My Inner-Therapist

truths89:

You don’t go to: a factory looking for a creator; a butcher in need of stitches; a school in search of wisdom; a church to receive salvation; or desire nourishment from that which is emaciated.

Although you may journey from the desert to the ocean—in loops—with the thirst only starwater could quench, until you return to the soil, your soul must toil.

i don’t remember how i found your blog but i’m glad i followed you when i did

bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo
bobbycaputo:

Mesmerizing Photos From The 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo