Me and Walter the cat who died of AIDS

One of my best friends is moving across the country to Portland with his girlfriend next month and he has invited me to move out and live with them and I might do that for no reason actually I probably will.

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(via sydnilouwho)

Will never understand how someone can wake up in the morning and be yelling within an hour about anything especially inconsequential bullshit that makes no sense.

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love
plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(via lunarlandor)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(via sydnilouwho)

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

(via dance-around-the-ashes)

degrassy:

you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

(via lunarlandor)

Or even worse and much more likely, bang out a STEM degree and move to Europe and quietly consume.

Kinda excited/worried that one day I’m just going to cash it all in get eye surgery to see better and move to the woods.

“She has created a wonderful thing with Notorious R.B.G. I will admit I had to be told by my law clerks, what’s this Notorious. And they — they explained that to me.”
— Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg a.k.a. notoriousrbg to katiecouric. (via staff)

Best scj

(via staff)